She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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