yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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