all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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