its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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