There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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