does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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