You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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