can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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