i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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