ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
someone owes me an orgasm
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
