cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i wish my penis had a tongue
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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