Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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