ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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