brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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