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just survived the first fart of the relationship.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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