You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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