people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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