Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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