in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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