Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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