Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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