Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
this will be a night to untag.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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