like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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