The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
