I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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