She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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