Do you still have your period?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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