Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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