i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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