It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
so much tequila, so little girl.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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