Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So here I am, sexting at work.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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