She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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