Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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