After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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