Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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