How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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