So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
