My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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