just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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