on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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