Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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