Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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