Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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