I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Even my vagina gasped.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
So. Much. Porn.
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