just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My legs feel like baby dolphins
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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