And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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