I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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