hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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