We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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