Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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