ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize