I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So much rum. So many feels.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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