Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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