bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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