Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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