Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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