I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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