we have pet lesbian snakes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
