tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
a search helicopter?!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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