I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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its like you know when i get waxed
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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