i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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