Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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